tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175179762024-03-07T13:42:58.178+07:00Neng KekeBlog musiman. Kalo lagi mau nulis, ya ada isinya. Kalo lagi males... Setaun sekali lah baru diupdate :)) Yuk mari bacaaaa... Buat lucu-lucuan :DNeng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.comBlogger159125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-36973838250202746022018-03-20T16:20:00.001+07:002018-03-20T16:21:43.771+07:00So long, Mbak Dolo...<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Ah... Sedih banget hari ini. Dolores O'Riordan vocalist-nya The Cranberries, meninggal…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Album ini meledak dak pas gue SMA. Hampir setiap pagi gue
pasang lagunya setiap jalan ke sekolah. Ibu gue aja sampe hafal karena kita
selalu pergi bareng. Gue nge-fens banget sama Dolores karen tampilannya keren
banget. Rambut cepak aneka model, lipstick gelap, suaranya yang kuat banget dan
naik turun aneh gitu...<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Gak aneh kalo di jaman itu, banyak banget penyanyi dalam dan
luar negeri, setiap nyanyi, suaranya di-Dolore-Dolores-in. Salah satu yang gue
inget adalah penyanyinya Cherry Bombshell, band indie yang lumayan ngetop di
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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Di setiap sudut, lagu Linger pasti ada. Yaaahhh… Macam lagu
Despacito jaman sekarang lah…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Isi albumnya gue hafal semua, I still do, Dreams, Sunday,
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belom cukup, gue ngerasa perlu buat beli CD-nya lagi. Yang namanya cover kaset,
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Album berikutnya gak kalah keren. Ode to My Family, I can’t
be with you, Daffodil<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Lament… Hafal
semua. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Setiap bangun tidur, gue selalu pasang TV, channel MTV (Oiya
dong… Gue generasi nongkrong MTV). Gue tunggu-tunggu video clip-nya. Gila gila
gila!</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Setiap minggu, gue tungguin Majalah Hai dateng, karen pasti
ada berita tentang The Cranberries. Lagi tour di mana, cerita tentang lagu-lagu
barunya… Semua. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Tahun 1996, muncul To The Faithful Departed. Ngikutin music
rock di jaman itu, menurut gue tempo lagunya jado makin cepat, macam Hollywood
dan Salvation. Tapi Mbak Dolores tetap menyihir di lagu-lagu macam When you’re
gone, Free to decide…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: 12pt;">B</span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">ury the hatched muncul di tahun 1999. Waktu itu, lagu yang
sering banget muncul di radio macam Animal Instinct, Just My Imagination… Sealbum
juga cakep semua. Di tahun itu, gue inget gak beli kasetnya karena di mobil cuma
ada </span><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">CD player.</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Loh ini kok jadi ngulas lagu? Udahan yaaa ngulas lagunya,
gue kan bukan Bens Leo.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Di tahun 2002, gue berhasil keluar dari salah satu
presentasi pertama gue di Gedung Unilever. Waktu itu gue pegang produk ice
cream. Setelah approved, gue nekat minta ijin untuk pulang duluan karena mau
nonton konser The Cranberries di Tennis Indoor Senayan. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Waktu itu gue langsung melesat naik ojek nyebrang pake
jembatan penyebrangan (baru sekali itu gue naik ojek dan pake JPO) untuk ngebut
ke lokasi. Jangan kuatir, waktu itu gerimis dan gue masih bawa artbag segede
hoha yang langsung gue kasih ke supir gue di Tennis Indoor Senayan pas turun
dari ojek. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Malem itu, bareng sahabat SMA, gue nonton Mbak Dolores untuk
pertama kalinya, di depan mata. Jerit-jerit di semua lagu, gak ada tuh
pandangan ketutupan HP atau tablet, loncat-loncat di kelas festival sampe
tiba-tiba ada di deket banget sama panggung… Merindingnya masih kerasa sampe
hari ini.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Mbak Dolo dan The Cranberries bener-bener ada di
lembaran-lembaran cerita masa muda gue. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Terima kasih, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2fjrsl3nSM">Mbak Dolo</a>. Selalu keren ya sampe di surga
nanti.<o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-81946383076953489572018-01-09T16:34:00.000+07:002018-01-09T16:34:24.002+07:00Jebakan Betmen 1/2<div class="MsoNormal">
Gue salah satu orang di dunia ini yang lumayan sering
terjebak. Salah satunya masalah oleh-oleh.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Sering gue denger orang ‘nawarin’ oleh-oleh, khususnya ke
gue. Nawarin tuh kalo di kepala gue, harusnya suka rela, gratis. Gitu. Ternyata
gak selalu gitu juga dan ini yang bikin gue ngeri akhir-akhir ini. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuzA7JOrUngCnF5GN5BWFaESzGw3gIgYmWXP2soP4bH3GqRWSaVLR3FAlbHcNsvXhHl1Hzp4fL1IahZSuYATf9oGewZcSgM_o1yX-EW7bzpcGAdU87_xckQhyKVQBiFRHrHqTjAA/s1600/Mouse-Trap.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="217" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuzA7JOrUngCnF5GN5BWFaESzGw3gIgYmWXP2soP4bH3GqRWSaVLR3FAlbHcNsvXhHl1Hzp4fL1IahZSuYATf9oGewZcSgM_o1yX-EW7bzpcGAdU87_xckQhyKVQBiFRHrHqTjAA/s320/Mouse-Trap.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Gue dan beberapa orang teman waktu itu jalan-jalan di sebuah
mall premium yang gak gitu laku di daerah Jakarta Selatan. Ada nursing cover
yang cakep banget dan gue inget banget waktu itu dipake juga sama Angelina
Jolie waktu nyusuin. Iya… Emang udah lama banget, tapi gue pengen aja cerita
lagi…<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Gue liat harganya, wuiiihhh… Maharani bambang! Nyaris
mendekati harga 1 juta, sedangkan di salah satu toko premium bayi, harganya
bisa jauh lebih murah. Dah pasti deh, barang kayak gitu gak akan gue beli
kecuali kalo gue jadi mirip Angelina Jolie. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Setelah itu, salah satu teman yang jalan bareng bilang, <i>“Gue
mau ke Amerika minggu depan. Nanti gue oleh-olehin nursing cover itu yaaa…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Gue jujur seneng luar biasa, bakal dibawain dan pake nursing
cover kayak Angelina Jolie, siapa tau ketularan kaya dan cakep yekaaannn?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Sebulan kemudian, gue ketemu lagi sama temen gue ini.
Sengaja kita janjian di mall sambil jajacan (jajan-jajan semoga cantik).
Dikasih lah itu nursing cover yang cakep bak bintang Hollywood. Berkali-kali
gue bilang makasih sambil langsung posting di social media dan spesial nge-tag
dia dengan pose akrab kayak temenan dari bayi.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaD7XI8CfLMR7ZJqksMiXwwebo0jnmlJDF6QipuPIMbDQhLXAEE59TxWfo-p2jkHiWpDq5Dz6dFr8uipn7NZnacAFxPozOWG1kVrjgCuA0YIbira_oisCbcjcSTXV_rEFx_ygPuQ/s1600/angelina_jolie545_cbb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaD7XI8CfLMR7ZJqksMiXwwebo0jnmlJDF6QipuPIMbDQhLXAEE59TxWfo-p2jkHiWpDq5Dz6dFr8uipn7NZnacAFxPozOWG1kVrjgCuA0YIbira_oisCbcjcSTXV_rEFx_ygPuQ/s320/angelina_jolie545_cbb.jpg" width="240" /></a><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Pulang dari jajacan, pas gue nyalain mesin mobil, gue denger
Whatsapp gue bunyi. Tau apa isinya?</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<i>“Glad that you liked those nursing cover. It suits you well.
Harganya Rp 1.2 juta yaa... Gue gak ngenain ongkos bawa loh… Tolong transfer ke
Bank XXX atas nama Blablabla.”</i><br />
<br />
Di mobil gue tiba-tiba muncul petir, <i><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">“DUUUUAAARRRRR!!!”</span></i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Lah yang kemaren ratusan ribu aja kagak gue beli, lah ini
gue musti beli harganya 1.2 juta! Kan gilaaaaa!!!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Gue balas Whatsapp-nya, <i>“Ya ampun… Kemaren kan lo bilang mau
oleh-olehin… Gue kira gratis. Gue kan gak nitip, gak minta dibawain juga.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Terus gue lupa balasannya dia karena gue dah kesel luar
biasa. Gue ngerasa di jebak gila-gilaan. Apalagi setelah itu gue tau dia punya
usaha JasTip (Jasa Titip), makin mangkel lagi gue. <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Yang gue inget, jam itu juga, gue transfer uang sesuai yang
dia minta dan gue gak hubungan lagi sama dia sampe sekarang. Bukan mau mutusin
tali silaturahmi, tapi ya hubungan biasa aja. Postingan di socmed juga langsung
gue hapus walaupun yang nge-like udah 100 ribu (wah lebaynyaaa).<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Pernah beberapa kali ketemu di jalan , di kantor orang, sama
perempuan itu. Tapi ya hai-hai seperlunya aja.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Jadi maap-maap kalo sekarang gue selalu recheck kalo ada
orang yang mau bawain gue sesuatu, apalagi dari luar negeri. Gue pasti akan
tanya, <i>“Ini gratis kan?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Bukannya mau gak sopan, tapi gue jaga-jaga aja gak kejebak
lagi di lobang yang sama! <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Dan konyolnya… Sampe hari ini gue masih terjebak di jebakan
yang sama, beda ceritanya doang.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-65582588301647124602016-05-17T15:41:00.002+07:002016-05-17T17:23:14.661+07:00Kalo Numpang Jangan Nyusahin!<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Hari ini di tahun 2015 (ini keselip, mustinya posting dari
awal tahun lalu haha). <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Orang lebih takut ketinggalan smart phone ketimbang dompet. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Di dalam smart phone ada aplikasi mobile banking, bisa ambil
uang tanpa kartu dari bank. Bisa nelelpon orang yang mau ditemuin. Bisa
checking pasangan ada di mana (untuk tipe para stalker lebay). Bisa
ngedit-ngedit foto standar. Bisa jadi obat anti mati gaya kalo lagi nunggu
orang. Bisa motret orang yang cakep buat dijadiin meme. Bisa buat main games kalo
lagi bosen dan ‘bisa-bisa’ lainnya yang pasti banyak banget, namanya juga smart
phone, ya emang smart kan? Asal bisa makenya haha… <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Gak heran kalau sekarang hampir semua orang yang punya smart
phone, pasti juga punya pengisi baterai smart phone yang bisa dibawa-bawa, Power
Bank. Ukurannya dari sebesar lipstick sampai lebih besar dari smart phone-nya
sendiri. Mungkin kalau dalam keadaan kepepet, bisa buat nge-charge aki mobil.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlL70aSRFRXGV5-_YLjxP0hEWv_4paF_JrrUqXkmkkIW_JEQRB9WWWvaMU7BIfW5Fa09zO30jfhmblDSSLcOVQmuK8R1x1uWwYxi-r6t6pq1xqZRKqNH1RbzMJV7iik7nd_eslQA/s1600/IMG_3037.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlL70aSRFRXGV5-_YLjxP0hEWv_4paF_JrrUqXkmkkIW_JEQRB9WWWvaMU7BIfW5Fa09zO30jfhmblDSSLcOVQmuK8R1x1uWwYxi-r6t6pq1xqZRKqNH1RbzMJV7iik7nd_eslQA/s320/IMG_3037.JPG" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Lokasi aktivitas juga berkembang mengikuti kebutuhan
orang-orang sama yang namanya smart phone ini. Engga usah ngomongin kantor deh…
Tempat nongkrong! Beberapa kali gue denger temen komentar, “Jangan makan di
situ, engga ada stop kontaknya.” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Sekarang yang dicari di tempat nongkrong bukan makanan atau
minuman enak, tapi stop kontak supaya bisa nge-charge smart phone, supaya tetep
bisa ngikutin obrolan di grup WA, tetep bisa online shop, sambil nongkrong. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Yang mengerikan, ternyata banyaknya orang yang nge-charge
gak berbanding lurus sama kenaikan billing di resto itu. Gue pernah nanya tuh
ke beberapa temen gue yang punya usaha kuliner dari mulai tingkat RT sampe
lumayan hebat lah walaupun belom sehebat restorannya Gordon Ramsey.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNbYquk7gypmQvsR8HQ-41DS47yarMl9qgPebhv094KYkCPqT7VbMJ00WPl6yVGGHIrCNX8q79giXHEicJ3eMf36IBl1OmtEwxl4v8jcAdoGfk4lomBXFYxbNrkl6zLUx_QSZhDw/s1600/IMG_3038.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNbYquk7gypmQvsR8HQ-41DS47yarMl9qgPebhv094KYkCPqT7VbMJ00WPl6yVGGHIrCNX8q79giXHEicJ3eMf36IBl1OmtEwxl4v8jcAdoGfk4lomBXFYxbNrkl6zLUx_QSZhDw/s320/IMG_3038.JPG" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Salah satu dari mereka bilang, “Gak apa-apa numpang nge-charge smart phone doang mah… Umum. Lah ini nge-charge power bank, iPad dan laptop-nya. Pake
minjem colokan yang bentuk T, supaya semua bisa ke-charge dalam waktu yang
sama. Nyusahin banget. Udah gitu cuma pesen Ice Lycee Tea dan minta password
wifi. Beres dah resto gue.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Yang lain bilang, “Di resto gue, tiap meja ada target
billing-nya masing-masing. Nah, kalau semua tamu modelnya kayak gitu, pusing
gue!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Kalo masih pada inget, mungkin 10 tahunan yang lalu, ada
yang namanya <a href="http://piecesofmosaic.blogspot.co.id/2007/12/tim-coca-cola-anget.html">Tim Coca Cola Anget</a>. Segerombolan ababil yang cuma beli 1 gelas
Coca Cola pake es, tapi nongkrongnya bisa sampe setengah hari. Mulai dari main
gadget, main kartu… Di resto itu. Billingnya ya cuma 1 gelas Coca Cola itu,
dari mulai dingin sampe anget. Beberapa resto di Kemang ngaku bangkrut karena
tingkah polah mereka itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Masa iya, jaman sekarang bisa kejadian lagi? Kasian banget
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-1297945914770138952016-05-17T15:25:00.000+07:002016-05-17T15:25:13.576+07:00Bak Tebak Umur<div class="MsoNormal">
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Berkali-kali gue perhatiin dia ngelakuin itu.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Karena gemes, gue tanya langsung ke dia, <i>“Lo kepo amat sih nanya-nanya umur anaknya segala.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jawabnya, <i>“Itu cara gue cari tau berapa umur perempuan itu. Perempuan kan sensi banget deh kalo ditanya umur…”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Ah… Gak juga lah… Gue mah belom ditanya juga dah bilang umur gue berapa hahaha…”<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Itu karena lo gak ada bahan omongan lain,”</i> katanya. Idih! Gak gitu juga kali ya?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Tapi bener loh… Lo boleh cek survey kecil-kecilan. Perenpuan itu sensi banget kalo ditanya umur. Biasanya buying time dulu dengan bilang, “Menurut lo berapa?” Abis denger jawaban yang biasanya selalu salah karena jujur gue paling bodoh kalo diminta nebak umur, mereka pasti langsung mengalihkan pembicaraan dan pada akhirnya gue tetep gak akan tau berapa umurnya,“</i> dia ngejelasin panjang lebar.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Kalo lo nanya umur anaknya? Apa tebakan umur lo langsung bener?” </i>tanya gue lagi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dia ngejawab sambil ketawa, <i>“Kurang lebih sih bener. Paling gak mendekati lah. Misalnya dia bilang anak paling besar umurnya 10 tahun. Perkiraan kasar ajalah dia kawin umur 24 tahun, umur 25 punya anak. Nah berarti umurnya dia sekarang ini 35 tahunan.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Kalo ternyata dia MBA* atau malahan telat kawin?”</i> kejar gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Ya paling meleset 2-3 tahun lah…”<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Lumayan juga ya teori lo...,”</i> kata gue.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dia tersenyum bangga.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>“Ngemeng-ngemeng, lo ngapain sih pengen tau banget umur orang?” </i>gue malahan penasaran.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Temen gue ini ketawa lagi sambil bilang, <i>“Nah… Itu yang gue juga sampe sekarang gak tau jawabannya.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hahahaha…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Random loh, Broh!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">*) Married By Accident</span></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-82281427515744194252015-11-18T10:37:00.002+07:002015-11-18T10:37:20.910+07:00Makan yuk!<div class="MsoNormal">
Untuk yang kenal gue dari lama, pasti tau kalo gue suka
makan, suka jajan dan suka nyari tempat makan baru sekaligus berani coba
makanan baru. Kalo jaman sekarang, namanya Wisata Kuliner lah... Tunggu… Berani nyoba makanan baru tuh maksudnya bukan jengkol,
bukan yang haram, bukan yang mengerikan macam sate ular atau ulat sagu loh
yaaaa…</div>
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Kalo lagi jalan-jalan, ke daerah baru, negara baru, gue pasti coba makanan khas di daerah itu. Udah pasti engga semuanya cocok di lidah gue, tapi paling engga kan udah pernah nyoba, jadi gak penasaran dan bisa cerita sama orang-orang kalo ada yang nanya.</div>
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Dari dulu, gue juga suka motret makanan –makanan itu dan
mengunggahnya di blog yang udah lama modar (multiply) dan sekarang di Path dan
social media. Bukan buat apa-apa. Cuma seneng aja sekalian bagi-bagi info ke
yang perlu.</div>
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Nah, di social media, kalau gue unggah foto makanan, suka
ada yang komentar:<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Bagi dong…”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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NAH LO!<o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue kadang suka bingung nanggepinnya. Itu tuh apa sih
maksudnya? Basa basi gitu ya? Atau emang beneran minta? Kalau emang beneran
minta, ah yang bener aja… Dia tinggal di belahan dunia bagian sonoh. Gak
mungkin juga gue kirim pake Fedex apalagi pake Gojek.</div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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Sebaiknya gimana ya jawabnya? Apa cuekin aja? :D<o:p></o:p></div>
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Komentar berikutnya yang bikin gue gemes adalah, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Ini di mana sih?”</i> Padahal jelas-jelas
udah gue tag lokasinya, kan cuma tinggal di klik aja biar tau *gigit sendal*<o:p></o:p></div>
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Tapi… Di antara komentar-komentar riuh rendah asik dan gak mutu, ada 1
komentar favorit gue, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Kalau mau makan,
do’a dulu. Eeehhh… Ini malahan foto-foto.” </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Biasanya langsung gue unfriend sih yang kayak gitu, kalo emang ada di lingkungan pertemanan dunia maya. Dan langsung gue block untuk para follower di twitter :p<o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-30849901012026682462015-08-18T19:51:00.000+07:002015-08-18T19:51:46.577+07:00Putus. Hapus atau biarkan waktu menggerus?<div class="MsoNormal">
Gue belom pernah pacaran di jaman digital yang serba cepat,
serba terbuka, serba terekam dengan baik. Malahan ada aplikasi Timehop yang
bakal ngingetin kita apa yang terjadi beberapa tahun yang lalu. Hari ini kencan
di mana… Tahun lalu nonton konser apa… Lengkap dengan caption, foto dan
videonya. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZrdsuLtiedcCGvLTR8sJmMyzjIe3jcu_w41i9iEwoZ4O7-AvcmoT9x40ltIYuS35oo-SOgnctvbhghMDEhNxCZoJEShbVbtPsZRwBFQmEFdn59l_O792gGwVI97fhCh-lqr56Lw/s1600/PI.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZrdsuLtiedcCGvLTR8sJmMyzjIe3jcu_w41i9iEwoZ4O7-AvcmoT9x40ltIYuS35oo-SOgnctvbhghMDEhNxCZoJEShbVbtPsZRwBFQmEFdn59l_O792gGwVI97fhCh-lqr56Lw/s320/PI.jpg" width="211" /></a>Udah jelas kalo dulu, gue gak pernah tuh ngunduh foto-foto
mesra di social media apalagi Path. Jadi gue gak tau rasanya kalo dah putus,
trus apa kabarnya tuh foto-foto di alam maya itu, mengingat sakit hati pas
putus cinta kan pedih banget, betul atau tidak, jamaah??? Baru mau move on,
tapi liat fotonya lagi mesra-mesraan sama kita kan… Pait banget kali ya? <o:p></o:p></div>
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Apalagiiii… Pas liat si mantan pacar udah punya gebetan baru
sedangkan kita masih berdarah-darah dalam rangka ‘fixing a broken heart’, macam
lagu jadul…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Ada sodara laki-laki yang bilang, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Ya langsung hapus pas hari pertama putus. Ngapain juga
disimpen-simpen. Lagian, kalo gak ada foto bekas pacar kan sekalian ngasih tau
juga ke orang-orang kalo sekarang gue available.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Temen yang umurnya 20 tahunan lain lagi komentarnya, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Tahan aja duluuu… Biarin tuh foto-foto
nongkrong dulu di situ. Kalo dah punya pacar baru, hapus foto-foto sama pacar
lama, upload foto-foto sama pacar baru! Sehari 10 kali kalo bisa. Biar kesannya
langsung established.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhloTxL-yr8cENvhz37RPw-kJyf6bTbFBCXeGqXdzhE6m2nTUgqjktEXTzYWpG03i2dqQDnok5gpuUu5Qwp6HqNvOhwd3tsZ94I7DM3b_jFZ3DU_1EG29jFCccJIzxBxsXjeioCHw/s1600/BKS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhloTxL-yr8cENvhz37RPw-kJyf6bTbFBCXeGqXdzhE6m2nTUgqjktEXTzYWpG03i2dqQDnok5gpuUu5Qwp6HqNvOhwd3tsZ94I7DM3b_jFZ3DU_1EG29jFCccJIzxBxsXjeioCHw/s320/BKS.jpg" width="320" /></a>Yang lain bilang, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Gak
akan gue hapus! Itu kan bagian dari cerita hidup gue. Pedih ya biarin lah emang
pedih banget. Tapi entar juga pasti lewat walaupun harus melewati proses garuk-garuk
aspal. Kadang kalo lagi iseng, gue suka menyiksa diri sendiri dengan liat-liat
foto-foto waktu masih sama mantan sambil dengerin lagu-lagu mellow. Enak banget
buat nangis..”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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Itu sih psyco. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Ada juga yang komentar, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Gue
tutup akun gue. Ganti yang baru. Cerita baru, akun baru. Segampang itu lah…”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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Tapi kata seorang teman baru, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Kenangan di social media bisa gampang banget dihapus. Cuma klik 1
tombol kok. Tapi kenangan yang di sini nih yang susah ngilanginnya,” </i>katanya
sambil menunjuk dadanya, tempat ‘yang mulia hati’ berada.<o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-62579142088575713282014-04-05T09:58:00.001+07:002014-04-05T09:58:11.509+07:00Ketika iPhone berpindah tangan…<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sering denger orang kehilangan gadget-nya. Yang hilang di
mikrolet, di taksi, digondol maling di rumah, dicolong pembantunya daaaannnnn
masih banyak lagi. Tapi, lagi-lagi, itu kan ‘cerita, itu kan ‘katanya’. </div>
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Setiap denger juga gue selalu berempati dan ngerasa kayak, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Aduh kasian banget ini orang. Udah nabung
cape-cape, malahan ada yang masih kredit… Eh gadgetnya hilang…” </i>Ibarat
kata, cinta habis-habisan trus ‘blas’ ditinggal gitu aja. (DUILEEEE… GA’ GITU
JUGA KALI AH!)<o:p></o:p></div>
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Mmmm… Lagi bengong-bengong ngejalanin hidup, tiba-tiba,
prahara itu ‘GUBRAK’ jatuh menimpa gue. iPhone satu-satunya, barang idaman,
barang kesayangan, isinya 50% kerjaan & 50% hura-hura, hadiah ulang tahun
dari suami lagi…<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><b><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">Poof – It’s gone! </span></b><o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue yakin banget iPhone gue hilang pas di busway yang waktu
itu sedang lumayan rame. Gue abis ‘menguntit’ acara karya wisata anak gue hehehe…
Naik busway dari Halte Ragunan ke Kota. Eh sebenernya bukan mau ‘menguntit’
siy… Cuma pengen foto-fotoin mereka doang sih di halte busway, trus disebarin
ke temen-temen di grup ortu anak.<br />
<br />
Gue memisahkan diri dari acara karya wisata itu. Selain emang sebenernya ortu
ga’ boleh ikut (kalo ngintip mungkin boleh :p), ya ga’ enak aja sama pihak
sekolah. Dikirainnya ntar gue parno lagi ah!<o:p></o:p></div>
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Di dalam busway yang penuh sesak itu, setiap mau berehenti
di halte, petugas selalu jerit-jerit ngingetin untuk hati-hati, bla bla bla
dan, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“… jangan sampai HP atau alat elektronik
lainnya berpindah tangan.”<br />
<br />
</i>Gue sempet nyela, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Bahasa taun berapa
tuh ya… Berpindah tangan… Jadul, Brooohhh!!! Hohohoho…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Dan iya. Ternyata iPhone gue berpindah tangan. Kualat gue
gegara nyela orang.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue sadar pas mau beli pulsa listrik di ATM. Semua
nomer-nomer rekening gue simpan dengan rapih di iPhone gue. Pas gue cari-cari…
iPhone gue ga’ ada di tas yang cuma 2 containernya. Yang satu untuk macbook,
yang satu untuk ini dan itu. Ruangnya ga’ banyak, jadi ga’ mungkin keselip.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Rogoh-rogoh kanan kiri. Sampe gue kosongin tas-nya, iPhone
gue tetep ga’ keliatan wujudnya.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Panik. Mmm… gue engga panik. Cuma mangkel luar biasa! Bener
kata orang, kalo kehilangan iPhone itu nyesek luar biasa. Iya sih segala foto,
video, data-data, bisa langsung ditarik lagi dari iCloud. Tapi… Kapan terakhir
ngapdet ya? Haduuuuhhhh…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Pengen jerit, tapi malu diliatin orang. Pengen
langsung beli yang baru, masih harap-harap ketemu lagi…</span><!--EndFragment-->
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Jadilah gue meratapi nasib sambil istighfar dan makan es krim di situ. Belum
puas, gue beli coklat. iPhone hilang, mari memamah biak, menghibur diri <span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">à</span></span> <i>Out of the box banget
kan excuse gue? :))</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Buru-buru gue infoin ke orang-orang terdekat dan rekan-rekan
kerja bahwa iPhone hilang. Takutnya kejadian apalah gitu… Ga’ nyangka kalo
mereka-mereka ini sangat peduli dengan ngasih tau usaha untuk nemuin tuh iPhone
lagi, menghibur bahwa kalo kehilangan nanti bakal dapet yang lebih ciamik lagi…
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Kakak gue sibuk blokir nomer HP gue, BFF gue langsung nyari via
‘Find iPhone’ yang ternyata belom bisa dideteksi karena iPhone gue dalam
keadaan modar. Semua heboh lah… Sampai-sampai supir gue pun…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Pak Ali: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Bu, HP
hilang?”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue: (lesu) <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Iya nih,
Pak…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Pak Ali: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Kok bisa?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Pak Ali diem sebentar. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Terus…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Pak Ali: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Dibikin
meriang aja, Bu…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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Pak Ali: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Iya… Itu
yang ngambil hape ibu dibikin meriang aja!”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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Pak Ali: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Ya bisa lah,
Bu…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue: (antusias) <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Trus
habis dia meriang, hape saya balik?”</i><br />
<br />
Pak Ali: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Ya engga sih, Bu… Hehehe…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue: (lesu lagi. Makin lesu malahan) <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Heuuuuhhhhhh…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-39220924820637043312013-12-21T07:23:00.002+07:002013-12-21T07:23:59.751+07:00Cabe-cabe-an, pedas, gigit mengemaskan!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Denger-denger dari pos satpam, <i>“Nta lo liat aja deh… Pas bubaran sekolah atau habis Isya, banyak
cabe-cabe-an lewat sini. Ngantuk langsung ilang!”</i></div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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Atau denger obrolan di warung pas beli isi ulang pulsa, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Kemaren hampir gue keserempet cabe-cabe-an!
Mangkel bener gue!”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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Tau yang mereka maksud dengan cabe-cabe-an? Itu tuuuhhhh… Cewe-cewe
yang sedang ranum mateng pohon, naek motor asal-asalan. Ngebut sih engga… Tapi
ya itu… Ngaco!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Biasanya mereka cuma tank top-an plus celana gemes (celana
pendek yang super ngepas) atau bycicle pants yang nyeplak sampe ke motif celana
dalemnya. Udah pasti ga’ pake helm, jadinya rambut melambai-lambai kayak bulu
ayam kena bersin. Yang nyetir biasanya keliatan gaya banget pake headphone atau
earphone yang disambungin ke BB-nya (eh ga’ musti BB siy…Bisa juga Mito atau
sebangsanya :p). Di belakangnya duduk temen seperjuangan dengan dandanan yang
sama dan sebangun. Yang duduk di belakang biasanya sibuk dengan BB-nya. Kalo
jaman dulu, yang model gini dipanggil ‘Jablay Mio’ walaupun motor yang dipake
engga melulu merknya Mio :p<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Cabe-cabe-an ini biasanya naik motor matic, jalan-jalan
keliling kampung di ‘jam-jam sibuk’. Ngapain? Ya muter-muter aja, tebar pesona
hehehehe<o:p></o:p></div>
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Gengges, udah pasti. Karena cara nyetir<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>motornya yang ga’ terarah, layaknya ‘anak
kemaren sore’ bawa motor… Kecelakaan kecil sering banget terjadi. Yang
tiba-tiba oleng lah… Yang tiba-tiba berhenti tengah jalan karena motor mati
mendadak… <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Yang tiba-tiba BB-nya jatuh… Pokoknya
adaaaaaa… aja.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Bedanya dengan motor biasa, <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Team Cabe-cabe-an ini jarang digebukin atau
diajak ribut sama orang walaupun tingkah polahnya gengges kayak jerawat di
ujung hidung. Penampilan mereka yang bikin gemes di kalangan tertentu membuat
mereka itu bak teh botol dingin di tengah gurun pasir. Bikin seger, katanya.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Untuk yang tinggal di perkampungan atau daerah pinggiran
ibukota pasti ga’ aneh dengan pemandangan ini.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Beberapa temen juga ada yang punya interpretasi lain dengan
kemunculan para cabe kuadrat ini. Ada yang bilang mereka ini groupies-nya para
anggota geng motor. Yang merah, kelas atas laaahhh… Yang menjerat para
pengendara motor Ducati dan sebangsanya. Yang oranye, menjerat motor-motor
kelas SevEl dan yang ijo kelas kampret, yang dicolek-dolek di pinggir jalan
doang pun mau aje… <o:p></o:p></div>
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Eh… Tunggu-tunggu… Jangan-jangan yang sedang baca ini
termasuk Team Cabe-cabe-an cabang Parung? Cabang Tangerang Selatan? Atau
jangan-jangan Kepala Cabang Bekasi Barat? :)) <o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-40225548780268768572013-12-11T00:59:00.000+07:002013-12-11T01:03:03.661+07:00S.O.P… S.O.P… MPRET ah!<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEDsb9URWtlXnN_8Ri7svedVOELVNWOz1JVTdmTr87wJavqs1qeN33H-xSHzlizwEiuXb9o5juyAbS_AH71xBfZ5qvmsgWN-YFLPejXs9_sCRg5xYGeL20H6GcEUxzaB4XzegTvw/s1600/sendok.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEDsb9URWtlXnN_8Ri7svedVOELVNWOz1JVTdmTr87wJavqs1qeN33H-xSHzlizwEiuXb9o5juyAbS_AH71xBfZ5qvmsgWN-YFLPejXs9_sCRg5xYGeL20H6GcEUxzaB4XzegTvw/s200/sendok.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Foto diambil dari<br />
http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2011/01/dzn_Forest-Spoon-by-Nendo-2.jpg</td></tr>
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Pernah ke toko perabotan rumah tangga yang pramuniaganya
selalu tersenyum maksa sambil naro tangan kanan di dada kiri?</div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i>“Selamat siang,
selamat datang di For Our House.”</i></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue cukup sering. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Dan menurut gue itu sama sekali engga penting. Aturan dari
mana sih itu? Kalo menurut gue, pramuniaga toko jauh lebih penting menguasai
produk yang dijual daripada senyum-senyum ga’ mutu gitu. Yaaaa… Kalo kebeneran dapet
pramuniaga yang ramah, bonus lah namanya…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Yang lebih ga’ mutu lagi, toko ini sering (kalo engga boleh
dibilang ‘selalu’) engga nyantumin harga di barang yang dijual. Pusing lah gue
manggil pramuniaganya setiap mau nanya harga barang. Yang lebih nge-heits lagi,
engga semua pramuniaga tau harga dan tau gimana dapetin harga barang itu! Parah
ga’ tuh?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue pernah susah-susah nyariin pramuniaga toko itu, yang
terus keliatannya kurang berkenan gue mintain tolong karena dirasa ganggu acara
gosip mereka… Bukan pengen ikutan gosip, gue cuma mau nanya harga, trus kalo
harga cocok, mau beli. Eeee… Si pramuniaga nyamperin gue, liat barang yang gue
tanyain, trus raib, hilang kayak bau kentut. Mejik benjet!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Ujung-ujungnya, gue musti bawa barang itu ke kasir trus
nanya harganya. Iya, kalo barangnya kecil, lah kalo gue mau nanya harga sofa 3 dudukan?
Masa gue panggul-panggul kayak karung beras? Kan culun banget pemandangannya…
(Ya kali kuat ah :p)<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Kembali ke masalah tadi. Gue dengan mangkelnya ngomong sama
layanan pelanggan di sana untuk protes masalah yang menyusahkan itu: Kenapa ga’
taro harga di barang. Tau jawabannya?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Itu memang SOP kita
di sini, Mba…”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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itu apaan siy?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Jawabannya pendek dan ga’ jelas, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Peraturan di sini ya begitu…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue jawab lagi, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Peraturannya
apa?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Dia mulai pening juga, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Silahkan
tanyakan tentang barang pada pramuniaga kami.”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Iya kalo
pramuniaganya ada dan tau. Kalo engga ada gimana, Mba? Saya musti tanya ke
siapa? Ke Mbah Google? Blablabla…,”</i> ngomel panjang gue. Emang rada ribet
kalo bikin ribet ibu-ibu macem gue. Ga’ banyak waktu gue buat nanya-nanya so’
akrab gitu. Anak nungguin oy, di rumah…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Tau gimana akhirnya pembicaraan cap singkong itu?<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Terima kasih atas
sarannya,”</i> katanya pendek.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue masih ga’ puas, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Gitu
aja, Mbak?”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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Dia menjawab lagi dengan senyum yang dipaksain, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Memang SOP-nya begitu, Mba!”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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Makan tuh SOP!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-67409683292000455222013-12-10T18:59:00.000+07:002013-12-10T19:00:02.161+07:00BBM Grup Khayalan Tingkat Dewa<div class="MsoNormal">
Gue ikutan 5 grup di BBM. Grup kerjaan, grup ibu-ibu sekolahan, grup online shop, grup SMP di Bandung dan grup gambar-gambar cowok cakep (<i>Oyyyeeeaaaahhhh!!!</i>).</div>
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Di suatu siang yang tanggung (tanggung buat kerja, tanggung buat pulang, tanggung buat molor) ada obrolan yang sangat penting dan mendebarkan di salah satu grup:<o:p></o:p></div>
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A: "ALERT!!! Lamborghini sekarang turun harga!"<o:p></o:p></div>
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B: "Jadi berapa, Bro?"<o:p></o:p></div>
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C: "Type yang mana?"<o:p></o:p></div>
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D: "Warna apa?"<o:p></o:p></div>
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A: "Sinting! 7 M doang! Yang Avendator!"<o:p></o:p></div>
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B: "Weeehhhh… Itu mustinya di atas 10 M, Bro! Ga’ mungkin!"<o:p></o:p></div>
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C: "Oya? Link-nya dong, Sob!"<o:p></o:p></div>
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A: "<a href="http://www.brembrem.com/">www.brembrem.com</a>"<o:p></o:p></div>
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D: "Ke TKP!"<o:p></o:p></div>
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C: "Bener! Gila! Murah parah! Jok-nya udah kulit lagi!"<o:p></o:p></div>
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A: "Tuh! Apa gue bilang…"<o:p></o:p></div>
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B: "Yang Gallardo 6,2 M doang, Bro!"<o:p></o:p></div>
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C: "Gallardo yang tahun 2012, dapet 5 M, Sob! Sadis!"<o:p></o:p><br />
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Bla bla bla...</div>
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E: "Eh… Eh… Mang sapeh nyang mao beli Lamborghini, Bro?"<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>(kemudian hening)</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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A: "Ane sih cuma nginfo, Bro…" (<i>Emoticon pipi bersemu</i>)<o:p></o:p></div>
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B: "Bolehlah, Bro… Sekali-kali ngayal tingkat dewa…" (<i>Emoticon lidah menjulur</i>)<o:p></o:p></div>
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(<i>kemudian hening</i>)<o:p></o:p></div>
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… dan selama seminggu grup itu beneran sepi aktifitas. Pada terhenyak sama kenyataan kali, hahahhahahahaaha...<o:p></o:p></div>
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Note: Ngemeng-ngemeng Aa Ariel Lamborghini ungu-nya punya sendiri apa dipinjemin siy? :p </div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-11137920655991273672013-11-24T11:00:00.001+07:002013-11-24T11:00:53.230+07:00Niat nolong jadinya melongo :))<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Seorang teman antri di ATM. Di depannya berdiri ibu-ibu 50
tahunan yang kelihatan kesal. Beberapa kali dia memasukkan kartu ke mesin ATM, pencat, pencet, pencat, pencet... Kartunya malahan keluar dari mesin ATM. Begitu berkali-kali.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Mungkin karena putus asa, ibu itu pergi meninggalkan mesin ATM sambil ngomel, <i>“ATM ini dari kemaren gini nih, Mba… Rusak melulu… Mau ambil
uang engga bisa!”</i></div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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Mendengar itu, si Teman gue cuek saja dan mencoba mesin ATM tersebut. Cetak cetek cetak cetek… Duit keluar! Si Teman lalu berbaik hati
memberi tahu si Ibu itu yang masih berdiri di dekat mesin ATM, <i>“Bu, dicoba lagi deh… Ini bisa kok ambil uang.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Si ibu tadi, melihat kesal dan berkomentar, <i>“Ya jelas bisa laaahhh… Situ kan ngambilnya cuma 500 ribu!” </i><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">à</span></span> si Ibu pasti ngintip
karena tau pasti jumlah uangnya :p<o:p></o:p></div>
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Temen gue melongo. Niat nolong kok malah dicela.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Dengan mangkel temen gue jadi singit dan sengit, <i>“Ya mending lah…
Daripada ibu dari kemaren ga’ bisa ambil uang… Jangan-jangan di rekening ibu
ga’ ada duitnya…”</i><br />
<br />
Temen gue ngeloyor pergi.<br />
<br />
Lagian si Ibu juga sih ah... Udah sotoy trus nyolotan :p<br />
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-50078945525465311432013-11-20T16:26:00.000+07:002013-11-20T16:26:31.067+07:00Pahitnya Kehidupan<br /><div class="MsoNormal">
Lokasi: Chatime Pondok Indah Mall</div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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Waktu: Sebelum Maghrib<o:p></o:p></div>
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Pemeran dan pemeran pembantu: Gue dan 5 orang di belakang
gue dan tentu saja kasir dan 2 orang pasangan muda di depan gue yang galau luar
biasa<o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Yang ini kayaknya enak nih… Pure Coco.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Tapi aku belum pernah coba.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Kasir: <i>“Silahkan pesanannya…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Mba udah pernah coba Pure Coco?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Kasir: <i>“Sudah, Bapak.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Enak?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Kasir: <i>“Enak dong, pas untuk yang suka coklat.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Tuuuhhhh… Enak katanya.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Aku ga’ gitu suka coklat.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Ya udah… Mau yang mana dong?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue dah mulai jengah dengernya. Setau gue, kalo nanya ke
yang punya ‘hajat’ tentang makanan atau minuman jualannya, pasti lah dijawab
enak. Kalo dijawab ga’ enak, ya jualannya kagak bakal laku dong!<o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Hawaiian Tea ini enak ga’ ya?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Kedengerannya sih enak.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Ah… Tapi aku juga belum pernah coba.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Ya udah… Pesen aja yang kamu udah pernah coba dan
rasanya sesuai selera kamu.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Bosen dong masa itu lagi, itu lagi…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">DUENG!!! </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Ini cewe udah sepantasnya gue masukin galonan aqua terus
dilempar ke Antartica biar ketemu Titanic.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Orang-orang di belakang gue juga udah mulai gundah gulana.
Ada yang mendehem-dehem, ada yang anaknya udah ngoceh, <i>“Pah… Pah… Kok lama
banget sih.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Dan sejoli itu tetap aja cuek dengan kegalauannya. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Dan gue hampir sujud syukur di tempat, pas tau ternyata
mereka BERHASIL memesan minuman yang sekiranya sesuai dengan selera mereka.
Khususnya selera si cewe galau.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Tapi ternyata mereka belum selesai bertransaksi karena…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Kasir: <i>“Mau menjadi member di sini? Bisa mengumpulkan poin
setiap transaksi.” </i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Kamu mau?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Bayarnya berapa, Mbak?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Kasir: <i>“Lima ribu rupiah.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Udah… Beli aja… Lumayan kan?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Ah buat apa? Kan jarang beli juga…”</i><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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Cowo: <i>“Ya udah, ga’ usah, Mbak.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Eh tapi lumayan juga kalo punya… Deket kantorku ada
gerai ini juga soalnya.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Garuk-garuk aspal gue nahan kesel!!! Udah terbayang-bayang
minuman ini masuk tenggorokan gue, terus jelly-nya enak banget digigit-gigit…
OMG!!! <o:p></o:p></div>
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Setelah beberapa menit berlalu kayak beberapa tahun (gue
kenapa jadi lebay gini ya?), akhirnya gue berhasil pesen minuman yang dari
namanya udah kedengeran keren. Yayaya… Gue emang paling doyan nyoba-nyobain
rasa baru. Yang gue coba biasanya yang direkomendasiin dong sama tempat itu…<o:p></o:p></div>
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5 menit kemudian, minuman gue siap, barengan sama minuman
sejoli itu. Dan tau, apa komentarnya?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Loh… Ukurannya kok yang besar?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Tadi pesannya gimana?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Tadi aku bilang regular kok.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cowo: <i>“Coba liat di struk-nya…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Cewe: <i>“Aduuuhhh… Struknya tadi aku simpen di mana ya?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Ya… Ya… Ya… Silahkan berdikusi lagi sampe bego karena toh
gue ga’ musti nungguin mereka. Minuman gue udah di tangan dan…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">IDIIIIHHHHHHH!!!!</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Rasanya kok pahit banget… Lebih pahit dari kehidupan! Duh
kayaknya gue kualat ama sejoli itu… <o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-30451243985184284032013-11-19T11:19:00.000+07:002013-11-19T11:19:13.345+07:00Dipilih... Dipilih...<div class="MsoNormal">
Suka banget belanja di toko buah besar yang banyak dan
aneh-aneh banget pilihan buahnya. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Suka nemu tuh jambu air yang segede kepalan tangan, jus tebu
yang diperes di depan mata atau mangga lokal yang dagingnya tebal dan manisnya
bukaaannn maeeennnn…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJeqKIiXJr3nzP3SyO2jxEWMrD8fQuV-lpbv5OhvYhLX61IZaONhNbQ1z-I_yzDB3jYtLAzLoGqzorGyKOkEb_aN0K93SjRSCFMYuqRDtqvqODNJPmQQMJQJ_2jcI07KcTIblYJQ/s1600/FAN2025500_P_Crate-of-oranges.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="211" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJeqKIiXJr3nzP3SyO2jxEWMrD8fQuV-lpbv5OhvYhLX61IZaONhNbQ1z-I_yzDB3jYtLAzLoGqzorGyKOkEb_aN0K93SjRSCFMYuqRDtqvqODNJPmQQMJQJ_2jcI07KcTIblYJQ/s320/FAN2025500_P_Crate-of-oranges.jpg" width="320" /></a>Cuma ya itu… Pramuniaganya suka bikin jebakan betmen gitu… </div>
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<br /></div>
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Pret!</div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Mba… Jeruk ini
manis, ga’?”</i> <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Mba: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Ini enak.
Seger.”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Manis ga’?”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Mba: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Iya, seger.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue ambil jeruk yang udah disiapin untuk dicoba. Brrrr!!!
ASYYYEEEMMM!!! Ampe merinding gue!<o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Mba… Ini sih
asem!”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Mba: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Iya, asem
seger…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Yaelah, Mba…
Bilang aja asem…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Gue langsung ngeloyor. Sebel. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<br /></div>
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Tapi gue juga deh yang kayaknya goblok. Hampir semua buah di
situ bisa dicoba… Ngapain juga gue musti nanya ke orang lain hohoho…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Salah sape?<o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-52235307895078202742013-08-29T20:43:00.001+07:002013-08-29T20:43:27.156+07:00Balada Dunia Per-LV-an<div class="MsoNormal">
Jarang-jarang gue duduk di sini.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Di ruangan yang lampunya mungkin 1000 watt tiap bola lampunya, AC-nya dingin benjet,
pelayan tokonya rapi jali kayak mau ke kawinan anak mentri dan tentunya tidak tersenyum sama sekali sama gue yang nekad masuk ke toko itu pake kaos, jeans dan sepatu converse :p</div>
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Oya… Hari itu gue masuk ke boutique Louis Vuitton di Pacific
Place, mall di Jakarta yang paling jarang gue santronin karena selalu bingung dengan harga
barang-barang di sana dan nama-nama tokonya yang susah dibaca. Maklum lah… Gue orang suburb :))<o:p></o:p><br />
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Balik ke boutique itu, gue duduk aja nemenin seorang rekan
kerja yang langganan belanja di sana. Dia dilayani dengan amat sangat baik.
Gimana engga… Billing belanja di sana tahun kemaren sekitar 700 juta. Tiap
tahun angka itu bertambah. Sadis ya? <o:p></o:p></div>
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Tiba-tiba masuk lah 3 orang ibu-ibu yang pastinya orang kaya tapi engga tinggal di Jakarta. Keliatan dari gelang emas 24 karat dipake sampe siku, kanan kiri.
Temannya yang lain dandanannya kurang lebih sama, heboh dengan tambahan liontin
emas bertahtakan berlian bling bling yang tentunya asli. Semuanya pake tas
bermerk walaupun salah satu dari mereka pake Birkin Bag KW Super
bwahahahahhahaha… Nyeeetttt… Keliatan banget kali aaahhhhh dari logonya
jugaaaa…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Mereka merengsek masuk dan sibuk melihat-lihat tas-tas yang
ada di rak, dicoba depan kaca, dilihat dalamnya, dikomentarin bareng-bareng
dengan suara yang cukup jelas. Gue bisa tuh bikin sub tittle-nya :p<o:p></o:p></div>
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Obrolan mereka kurang lebih sama aja dengan yang biasa gue
denger, tapi tiba-tiba salah satu ibu itu duduk di samping gue dan…<o:p></o:p></div>
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<i>“Mendingan jangan beli di sini. Nanti saja beli di langganan
saya yang selalu datang ke rumah. Dia selalu bawa tas dan dompet LV asli dari
Taiwan! Kalo di sini saya ga’ jamin ya asli atau engganya. Saya belum pernah
beli di sini…”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>“Iya ya… Kulitnya juga beda sama yang saya punya. Duuuhhh…
Saya ga' berani ah beli di tempat yang tidak ada kejelasannya seperti ini…”</i><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b style="background-color: orange;">UWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!</b></span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue sempet bengong dan sempet-sempetnya keluar toko itu
untuk mastiin bahwa gue ada di toko LV beneran, asli, resmi. Sebelum gue masuk lagi, gue
liat 3 ibu-ibu itu keluar sambil ngoceh ga’ jelas. Keliatannya mereka kurang
berkenan dengan toko itu dan memilih tas Taiwan punya yang jelas-jelas menciptakan LV asli…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Asli KW Taiwan maksudnya :))<o:p></o:p></div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-76177787090282188212013-04-03T14:09:00.001+07:002013-04-03T14:09:42.495+07:00Motivator Asmara
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Cerita balada <a href="http://piecesofmosaic.blogspot.com/2013/02/mba-gula-jawa.html">si Mba Gula Jawa</a> ternyata masih berlanjut…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Di suatu sore yang tenang, tiba-tiba gue dikagetin sama kedatangan Si Mba Gula Jawa, <i>“Bu, saya mau minta tolong,”</i> katanya. Gue dah mulai muter
otak, kira-kira Si Mba mau minta tolong apa ya…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Boleh… Tolong apaan, Mba?”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Tolong fotoin saya dong, Bu…”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">DDDUUUAAARRRRR!!!</span> </b></span>Gue antara mau ketawa, heran, kaget… Semua
rasa lah pokoknya jadi satu. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Apa, Mba?”</i> gue tanya ulang, kali-kali gue salah denger.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Tolong fotoin saya, Bu,”</i> bener ternyata, dia minta fotoin. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Gue nahan ketawa, <i>“Boleeehhh… Mana cameranya?”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Pake HP ibu aja, HP saya camera-nya jelek…”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b>JRRRREEEEENNNGGGGGGG!!!</b></span> Dia minta difotoin pake iPhone,
OKESIP!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Buat apaan, Mba?”</i> gue Tanya sambil cengar cengir, kepo banget lah gue... Ga’ Ada
yang salah padahal. Dia minta gue fotoin. Titik. Tapi ga’ tau kenapa kok gue
pengen ketawa.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Ini loh, Bu… Suami saya kok ya kerja males-malesan. Trus
minta foto saya, biar lebih semanget kerjanya…”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">HUAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAA… Gue akhirnya ketawa. Aduh, YA ALLAH,
gue mungkin dosa karena ngetawain dia, tapi jujur gue ga’ bisa nahan ketawa
lagi. Anjrit! Ini fenomenal.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Ya udah… Mba Mandi dulu dong… Biar cantik, biar fotonya
bagus,”</i> kata gue sambil tetep senyam senyum. Mba Gula Jawa ini lucu sekali.
Ngasih foto buat motivasi suaminya. Hampir 8 tahun gue kawin, belom pernah tuh
laki gue minta foto gue untuk memotivasi hidupnya. Si Mba ini beruntung banget!
Gue jadi pengen ketemu suaminya.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ini dia Si Mba Fatimah a.ka. Mba Gula Jawa</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Setelah acara foto-foto selesai, gue kira cobaan hidup gue
selesai sampai di situ. Ternyata, belom, sodara-sodara…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Bu… Tolong kirimin foto saya dong ke HP suami saya.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>HAAAADDDEEEEEUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!</b></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Gue mikir, ini mau dikirim via apa nih? iMessage? Whatsapp?
Email?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Di MMS, Bu, ke HP suami saya,”</i> sambungnya. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Ooo… Ok, Mba. Eh, Mba… Gimana kalo foto Mba saya MMS ke HP
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>“Jangan, Bu! Dari HP ibu aja, saya engga ada pulsa buat
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>SAPI!!!</b></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Akhirnya gue kirim lah tuh foto keramat ke HP Si Mba dan HP
suaminya. Beres. 15 menit kemudian dia balik lagi, <i>“Bu, MMS-nya ke nomor yang
ini soalnya HP suami saya yang itu lagi dipegang temennya…”</i><br />
<span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b><br />
EEEEEEAAAAAAA…</b></span></span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Di Indonesia, 5 tahun terakhir ini, marak banget pertumbuhan sekolah-sekolah yang pake kurikulum
bilingual (2 bahasa). Mulai dari kelas bermain sampai universitas. Bahasa yang dipakai kebanyakan Bahasa Indonesia dan Bahasa Inggris.</div>
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Sayangnya…. Orang tua banyak yang kayaknya cuma siap
nyekolahin di situ secara duit, tapi engga ngimbangin perkembangannya. Anaknya
diajarin bahasa asing di sekolahan, tapi orang tuanya sendiri engga ningkatin kemampuan berbahasanya sendiri atau
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Ini salah satu potongan obrolan hasil nguping, yang bikin gue ternganga. Gue yakin salah satunya akibat tumbuhnya sekolah-sekolah bilingual itu. Awalnya obrolan macem ini jarang banget ada, tapi kayaknya sekarang lumayan
sering gue denger khususnya di mall-mall kelas premium di ibukota :D<o:p></o:p></div>
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Hot Papa (laki-laki umur sekitaran 28 tahun) : <i>“Brian! Sit!
Sit”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Sumpah! </span></b><br /><br />Pertama kali gue denger, langsung gue tengok, gue pikir,
kok ada anjing masuk mall... Laaaaahhhh ga’ taunya yang dipanggil Brian itu anaknya!
Bilang kek, ‘sit down’ :)) Yang lagi diajak ngomong kan anaknya, bukan anak
anjing apalagi anjing. Kayaknya Si Papa keseringan nonton Dog Whisperer jadi perbendaharaan kalimat Bahasa Inggrisya yaaaa... Yang model ngobrol sama anjing gitu lah =))<o:p></o:p></div>
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Atau kayak gini…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Mama (mahmud* nan kece dengan tas LV) : <i>“Chloe… Ayo,
kamu harus eat sekarang juga. Kalo kamu engga eat eat, nanti engga boleh play play loh…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Kalimat apa ituuuuuuuu??? YA AMPLOOOPPPPPP!!! </span></b><o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue bukan guru Bahasa Indonesia apalagi guru Bahasa Inggris.
Tapi dengernya gemes aja gitu! Kenapa engga pake Bahasa Indonesia aja siy biar
gampang? Engga keren juga kok pake bahasa dicampur-campur model gitu. Yang ada
Si Anak pening dan jangan berisik kalo nanti Si Anak jadi bingung dan malahan telat
ngomongnya. NAHLO!!!<o:p></o:p></div>
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Jadi gimana? Lo semua agree apa engga agree nih sama my
thought? :))<o:p></o:p></div>
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*)Mahmud = Mamah Muda</div>
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-29471580541018508832013-02-25T11:30:00.001+07:002013-02-25T11:30:45.380+07:00Mba Gula Jawa
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Gue : <i>“Mba… Ini musti ditambahin gula merah.”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Mba : (Muka bingung)
<i>“Hah? Gula merah?”</i> <o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue : <i>“Iya, gula merah… Gula jawa… Gula itu
loooohhhh…”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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Dengan berat pantat, gue bangun dari singgasana gue dan
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Mba : <i>“Ooo…. Gula Kelapa…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue : <i>“Iya deh… Gula Kelapa, Mba…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Besoknya…<o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue : <i>“Mba… Singkongnya kasih gula kelapa dong…”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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Mba : (Muka bingung)
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Gue : <i>“Laaaahhh…. Iya… Gula kelapa… Yang saya
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Sambil gemes, gue tunjuk lah si gula yang sama dengan yang
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Mba : (Dengan
tatapan yang seakan-akan bilang ke gue yang oh-sangat-tolol) <i>“Ooo… Gula merah… </i></div>
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<i> Ini namanya gula merah, Buuu…”</i><o:p></o:p></div>
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Gue : (Menatap Si Mba
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-16256191054780993302011-12-26T10:42:00.002+07:002011-12-26T14:33:56.140+07:00Pijat-pijat Berhadiah<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:drawinggridhorizontalspacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:drawinggridverticalspacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:displayhorizontaldrawinggridevery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:displayverticaldrawinggridevery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> <w:dontautofitconstrainedtables/> <w:dontvertalignintxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} </style> <![endif]--> <!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal">Baru-baru ini gue kenalan sama seorang tukang pijet. Tetangga… Menurut gosip, pijetannya mantap, durasi 2 jam dan cuma bayar 50 ribu perak. MENARIK! Secara di Rel** Living Pondok Indah, pijet 90 menit musti bayar 100 ribu.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Akhirnya gue panggil-lah Si Bi Ipah ini. Perawakannya engga ada yang unik, semuanya khas tukang pijet kelas RT. Gempal, kulit kelam dan demen becanda. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Gue udah tengkurep, segala minyak pijet udah gue siapin untuk dipake Si Bibi. Malahan gue nyalain lagu-lagu Enya dan minyak aromatherapy segala biar kesannya di spa gituuuu… Huhuhu… </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sebelum beraktifitas, Si Bibi komat kamit dulu dan niup kaki gue. Engga jelas apa tuh yang dibacain. Bi Ipah baru megang telapak kaki gue dan gue serta merta loncat karena kaget!</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i>“Bi! Kenceng amat siy… Ini kaki orang, bukan kaki meja!”</i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i>“Abis kakinya kenceng banget, saya kira mau dipijet kenceng juga,” </i>katanya santai. Sial. Kaki gue lah kena cela…</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Ya sudahlah…</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Selama prosesi pemijatan, Bi Ipah ini sibuk ngomong dengan suara ektra kencang dengan Bahasa Sunda kasar. Awalnya gue tanggepin lah… Kasian… Tapi lama-lama ini kuping pegel juga…</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i>“Bi… Saya mau tidur ya…”</i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Kode yang berhasil, hehhehe… Si Bi Ipah langsung diam dan gue molor melayang ke Maldives. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Intinya, acara pijet memijet featuring Bi Ipah hari itu sukses berat.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Minggu depan Si Bi Ipah ini gue panggil lagi buat mijet ibu gue, kakak gue dan sodara-sodara gue, karena terbukti pijatannya mantap. Emang ada sedikit kekurangan sih… Tapi kembali ke angka 50 ribu perak itu, kita semua engga berani complain lebih jauh. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Setelah 2 bulan ‘maen bareng’, pikir punya pikir, ada baiknya juga memberdayakan Si Bi Ipah ini dengan program pengayaan diri :p Di suatu hari Sabtu yang gembira, gue ajak lah dia ke tempat pijet andalan gue di daerah Pondok Indah.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i>“Bi Ipah, nanti Bibi dipijit ya… Ingetin cara-caranya, urutannya. Nanti bibi pijet saya kayak gitu ya di rumah,” </i>kata gue sambil masuk ke bilik pijitnya. Sengaja gue pilih tempat di sampingnya biar bisa denger obrolannya, kali-kali therapist-nya mau bagi-bagi resep. Bi Ipah mengangguk-angguk setuju.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Setelah 90 menit…</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i>“Gimana, Bi? 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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-8219194762276120432011-11-02T13:36:00.005+07:002011-11-02T13:52:43.083+07:00Blind Jealous - Cinta ButaSi Aa bukan orang pencemburu. Dari pacaran yang cuma 10 bulan dah keliatan kok cueknya. Itu juga siy yang bikin asik. Keliatannya PD gitu… Heheheh…<br /><br /><br />Tapi asal lo pada tau aja ya… Pas gue hamil (sampe sekarang siy), gue sukaaaaaa banget sama Aa Ariel Peter Pan. Setiap nyebut namanya aja, gue sertakan panggilan ‘Aa’. Sama kasusnya kayak nyebut Belanda, kan pastinya pake embel-embel ‘Negeri Belanda’.<br /><br />Loh kok malahan ke sana, kemari…<br /><br /><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbG80tNzZgYZIU-pk1zxK8i7TvupWTXpGDbp2WaKOrZuon4E9h4wB6SDSNz1n6CEDoB1f23KBzG6pV3KjISZiNkJ8_z1x0x1_3TeBC1pV_e-YJqcvrq-lMc9SJY6vwkpPIJZdXHQ/s200/097aec7d7dfb4668b6daf1af3c0d1bf9_7.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5670286428170674642" />Balik ke kesukaan sama Aa Ariel. Pas Hamil gue sampe nonton show-nya bareng Farika yang juga demen sama Si Aa Ariel. Bayangin pemandangan kurang asik: Perut gendut, diantara asap rokok dan para cewex-cewex ABG yang TENTUNYA kurus semampai siap dibuahi :p Bukan pemandangan yang menarik tapi ya bodo amat siy… Dah laku ini :p<br /><br />Pas di rumah, kebeneran ada Si Aa juga, gue nongton TV dan ada si Aa Ariel di situ. Gue becandain sambil megang perut, <span style="font-style:italic;">“Babyyy… Tuh Ayah tuuuhhh…”</span><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><br /></i><br />Tiba-tiba… TV mampus!<br /><br />Loh??? Lampu mati di saat yang kurang tepat?<br /><br />Ternyata sama Si Aa dimatiin TV-nya sambil ngeloyor bilang, <i>“Jangan bilang gitu ah!”</i><br /><br />BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH…<br /><br />OMG.<br /><br />Suamikyuh cembokur buta sama Aa Ariel! Yang ga’ tau siapa… Kenal juga engga… Ga’ bakal keteuan juga gitu loh… Kalo pun gue bisa ketemuan juga akhirnya cuma disangka babu-nya.<br /><br />Sampe hari ini gue ga’ pernah nyanyi lagunya atau muji-muji Si Aa Ariel depan Aa Rachmad :D Daripada ribut ga’ mutu gara-gara orang imajiner gaje.<br /><br />Ternyata gini ya rasanya dicemburuin. Lucu juga ya :D<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- Start oggix.com ShoutBox -->
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Mampir Kaaaa... Celana skini jin... Ada ukurannya kakaaaa..."</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Gue <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Mba, ini nomor berapa celananya?”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >SiMba <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Nomor 30.”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Gue <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Bisa minta ukuran 28?”</i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; "><i><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Italic" border="0" class="gl_italic" /></i></span></p><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >SiMba <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Mmm… Coba dulu </i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; "><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Italic" border="0" class="gl_italic" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; "><i>yang ini aja, Ka. Bedanya dikit kok.”</i></span></p><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Ceileee… Si Mba males amat siy ngambilin nomer doang. Demi memuaskan SiMba, gue coba juga tuh celana, kali-kali (ternyata) cukup.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Ternyata bener. Kedombrongan abis. Maunya pas kaki, ini kok model baggy ala MC Hammer.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Gue <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Mba, minta nomor 28 ada? Ini kegedean.”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >SiMba <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Segitu siy engga kegedean, Ka. Nanti kalo udah dicuci juga mengkeret.”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Gue <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: (Mulai nyolot) <i>“Mba… Masa saya engga boleh siy nyoba yang nomor 28? Saya kan mau beli…”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dengen muka merengut, SiMba yang lagi sibuk BB-an (gue engga tau apa BB beneran apa Semoga BB) jalan pelan-pelan dengan sendal diseret ngambilin celana yang gue mau. Slow motion. Gemes bener ngeliatnya.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >SiMba <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Ka, yang nomor 28 engga ada, ini coba dulu aja yang nomor 27.”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Hadddeeeuuuhhhh… Dengan sebel gue ambil juga tuh celana. Gue coba dan mmm… cukup siy… Cuma kayaknya pas banget.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Gue <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Mba, ini kayaknya terlalu pas deh… Kalo warna lain engga ada yang nomor 28?”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >SiMba <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>: <i>“Itu udah pas kok, Ka. Nanti kalo dicuci juga melar.”</i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >EBUSET!!!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Cukup!!!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Gue buka tuh celana, gue balikin ke SiMba pemalas dan gue cabut. Ini mau beli celana kok diajak goyang dombret. Tadi katanya kalo dicuci mengkeret, sekarang bilang kalo dicuci melar. 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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-26946837757477128912010-06-24T20:59:00.002+07:002010-06-24T21:04:32.417+07:00Gejolak Napsu dalam Seloyang Banana Cake<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Di PIM 1 atau PIM 2 (dan mungkin di beberapa mall lainnya) ada toko roti, nama dan logonya sama percis kayak nama developer property. Jualannya roti-roti enak -favorite gue <i>banana cake</i>- <i>muffin, croissant, pudding</i> dan <i>salad</i>. Ngeces deh pokoknya.<br /><br />Nah, yang bikin hati mangkin kepincut adalah, toko roti ini ngasih diskon 50% setiap jam 8 malem!!! Setiap hari. Edaaannnn!!! Insting ibu RT gue (yang maniak barang diskon) langsung bangkit.<br /><br />Triknya, pas dah deket-deket jam segitu, gue dah melipir deket-deket si <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUWMPZWgVTGeVfhXwYeIwMDTo_LgfpIorFWYrL9NlVhlyw3Di7m9LL1DRrmto3qNR6nBYN1KJbavtSI4LBsxKhDLkG-k0Zg1GiEwbLlvyS05y7X0nvTDOYORm9XDwZBye1XpgQpA/s200/Slice+of+fresh+homemade+banana+cake.jpeg" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 138px; height: 200px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486339974931735778" />toko roti itu, siap-siap merengsek. Biar engga terlalu keliatan nyari roti diskonan (miskin tapi gemsi), biasanya gue liat-liat baju di toko-toko sekitaran sambil berkali-kali liat jam dan berkali-kali liat ke toko roti, untuk jaga-jaga dan atur strategi kalo-kalo para pesaing udah <i>standby</i> duluan.<br /><br />Kecurigaan gue tidak terbukti karena gue liat si toko roti tetep adem ayem. Di sekitar toko roti juga sama sekali tidak terlihat ada orang-orang yang melakukan aksi kayak gue --> curi-curi pandang kayak lagi <i>flirting</i> sama Darius Sinathrya.<br /><br />Dasar apes. Engga sengaja, gue ngeliat ada celana yang bagus banget di salah satu toko. Model pipa lebar kayak artis-artis korea kurus berkaki jenjang. Gue histeris pengen coba dan minta nomor celana gue ke si penjaga toko. Sambil nunggu celana datang, tanpa sengaja (lagi), gue liat ke toko roti itu. Gue tercekat. Yang gue takutkan bener-bener kejadian. Ternyata jam menunjukkan pukul delapan malem lebih 1 menit.<br /><br />Entah dateng dari mana, tiba-tiba toko roti itu udah engga keliatan bentuknya. Penuh nuh sama tumpukan manusia yang mulai melakukan tindakan brutal elegant (ini gaya baru :p), ngambil roti pelan-pelan, satu-satu tapi belinya banyak. Ternyata oh ternyata, banyak yang melakukan aksi curi-curi pandang kayak gue…<br /><br />Ga’ pake lama, gue langsung lupa sama celana yang gue pesan dan ikut masuk di kerumunan itu. Gue musti dapetin banana cake yang harga aslinya 35 ribu, lumayan kan kalo bisa dapet seharga 17 ribu lima ratus :p<br /><br />Ngintip di antara seliweran ketek-ketek orang, perlahan gue selusupin tangan gue untuk ngambil banana cake. <i>Yes… Damn</i>!!! Taunya gue kalah cepet. Monyet! Ada satu tangan lentik ber-<i>cutex</i> belang-belang zebra yang udah duluan ngambil. Gue melirik pedas. Dan anehnya si perempuan itu cuma mengendus banana cake itu dan mengembalikan lagi ke raknya.<br /><br />NAH!!! Bagus! Perempuan cantik berselera rendahan. Biasa makan kue pancong kok berani-beraninya makan <i>banana cake </i>:p<br /><br />Dengan sigap secepet copet maling di metromini, gue ambil banana cake inceran gue. Ga’ apa-apa bekas diendus tuh cewe, diplastikin ini, ga’ ngaruh. Saking keudak napsu, gue ambil juga beberapa roti, <i>muffin </i>dan engga lupa <i>tuna salad</i>.<br /><br />Pas bayar di kasir, pengen rasanya si mbak kasir gue kasih kecupan mesra karena dengan belanjaan segabruk, gue cukup mengeluarkan uang 50 ribu perak lebih dikit. Wuuuiiihhhhh!!! <i>Mission accomplished</i>.<br /><br />Pas di mobil gue baru mikir… Makanan sebanyak ini siapa yang mau ngabisin? :))</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- Start oggix.com ShoutBox -->
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-89571226970729116342010-05-19T15:27:00.004+07:002010-05-19T15:41:14.161+07:00Kutukan Sis-Say-SistahGa' tau karena males atau kaget teknologi, gue demen banget yang namanya online shopping, khusunya beli buku-buku import yang di sini harganya melangit ngit. Untuk online shopping di Indonesia, gue biasanya beli baju-baju atau barang-barang kurang penting kayak batik-batikan, teh hijau atau kaos kaki berjari-jari :))
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<br />Tapi, yang bikin semangat online shopping menurun (untung juga siy, jadi lebih hemat :p) adalah panggilan dari para penjual ke pembeli. 'Sis' , 'Say' bahkan 'Sista' jadi panggilan para penjual online di Indonesia. Berkali-kali dibilang,<i> "Mba Anisa yang cantik, nama saya Keke, bukan Sis,"</i> tapi herannya mereka tetep manggil dengan 3 panggilan tadi.
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<br />Mangkel banget!!! Nama gue bukan Siske atau Kesis, apalagi Sosis!!!<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR1XeHGIvGQGCl2c9CBqT2gRXWl58UuliWj5ucCCl0QHhrys4I-goZvCi1_LH0CI9wvTkVD7NFN1mYk737VaJ5LFNHTy4BaM8nyAaObGI-OkJCMP93FBYQwmZtblugqpkEpAyHAA/s200/celana.jpg" style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 166px; height: 200px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472897548373886610" />
<br />Pernah kejadian (beberapa kali) gue batal beli barang karena gue keukeuh dipanggil Sis/Say/Sista padahal dari awal gue sudah dengan sangat sopan menyebut dia dengan nama aslinya atau nama tokonya dan juga mengenalkan gue sebagai pembeli yang bernama Keke.
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<br /><i>"Halo *** online shop, ini Keke, saya mau pesen dong bla...bla...bla... Salam, Keke,"</i> begitu selalu isi berita pembelian gue.
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<br /><i>"Boleh aja, Sis. Cek inbox ya,"</i> kata si penjual.
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<br /><i>"Oke, saya udah kirim DP 500 ribu via BCA. Tolong dicek ya... Oya, nama saya Keke ya... Makasih." </i>gitu isi tulisan balesan gue.
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<br /><i>"Aku dah cek, Sis. Sudah diterima bayarannya. Barangnya akan sampai 2 minggu lagi. Oya minta nama, alamat pengiriman dan nonor telepon ya, Sis,"</i> bales si penjual.
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<br /><i>"*** online shop. Nama aku Keke, jangan manggil Sis dong. Makasih ya... Salam, Keke."</i> Jujur gue dah mulai nyolot.
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<br /><i>"Ooo... Oke oke, Sis,"</i> balasnya tanpa perasaan.
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<br />Cukup deh. Gue langsung telepon dia untuk melakukan pembatalan dan minta uangnya ditransfer balik. Pas dia nanya alasannya, gue jujur jawab, <i>"Abis lo manggil gue 'Sis', maaf banget, tapi gue kan dah bilang dari pertama bahwa nama gue Keke blablabla..."
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<br />Apakah uang gue dibalikin? Ada yang iya, ada yang engga dengan alasan ini dan itu. Alhamdulillah tetep dikirim siy barangnya :D
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<br />Sebenernya... Apa susahnya siy manggil nama aja? Atau engga usah pake manggil nama sama sekali deh mendingan. Ngerti sih, pembelinya mungkin banyak banget. Bisa sampe ribuan atau mungkin jutaan (mulai lebay). Tapi ya ga' usah so' akrab berujung ke nora' gitu deh... Ga' asik! Manggil 'mba' masih gue ampunin deh walaupun kedengerannya jadi mirip manggil pembentes di rumah. Tapi mendingan lah...
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<br />Pokoknya kalo sampe mba-mba kasir di Metro manggil gue Sis/Say/Sista, mungkin gue bakal pingsan sepingsan pingsannya...
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<br />BTW, mengacu ke pertanyaan <a href="http://nienordinary.blogspot.com/">Nien</a>, kalo cowo dipanggilnya apa ya kalo di online shop gitu? 'Bro'? 'Sob'? 'Bat'? :)) Tetep gengges dyeh kedengerannya!!!
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-18919213115994188712010-05-14T10:50:00.008+07:002010-05-14T11:44:54.045+07:0033 taun :)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqyt8gMme9m5RSV2aZni5gPZ_1B4u7MJb7OQITrXxUCo_LF08dSQ9yRJ0iuB6j2OX66MerFAzy2hsANQB-H5c5Bkod-BxrA-M3wFlYmAMJ8Pvpj173fK1J9m-Wd4ul3-jnx_siPQ/s1600/img4b63a3a51242b.jpeg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 196px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqyt8gMme9m5RSV2aZni5gPZ_1B4u7MJb7OQITrXxUCo_LF08dSQ9yRJ0iuB6j2OX66MerFAzy2hsANQB-H5c5Bkod-BxrA-M3wFlYmAMJ8Pvpj173fK1J9m-Wd4ul3-jnx_siPQ/s200/img4b63a3a51242b.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470976968138444722" /></a>
<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Seperti yang udah-udah, ulang taun selalu jadi saat-saat yang menyenangkan buat gue. Engga tau kenapa, sampe umur gue 33, hari ini, ulang taun Alhamdulillah selalu ditunggu-tunggu dan yang tadi itu gue ulang yaaa: menyenangkan!</span></p><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyE3BIhPYodmpM-oOSMtlYS3cPnSy2uL-R6-k-Mq9YYQ0wd8jbE0aqvi7bVezT5wmbPT77nJ9jI4Ehz0eJ_Q9ZFuEu8R1_nsC3fyNpwWFwR_xlX5yjKdJLEGKgDteBHY565YR_EQ/s200/DSC_0597.jpg" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 133px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470976509022066050" /> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Early b’day gifts dari suami, memang sedikit stealing thunder :) Tapi udah dikadoin juga udah Alhamdulillah. <i>Makasih ya sayannngggg… Belom mahir niy pake kameranya. Dan… Oya! Makasih helm ciamiknya :)</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i>
<br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Malem-malem banget, suami dah ngesunin dan (seperti biasa) gue engga peduli karena udah molor semolor-molornya. Pagi-</span></p><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">pagi, SMS from my <a href="http://farika-rezina.blogspot.com/">BFF</a> dan telepon dari teteh juga sodara-sodara udah berkumandang. </span></p> <meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSf2UcJ2RfpdErgbJvxHv3NCSfoo97X-NKnRARLV7GCLnGvugbzo636wx_oDPlRhPdso6O4yqdexxtbzuVceozsgl-P3yTooXd5NEgNJPwoWAc2oSx8eIhV5aKhuDBkYKkPdZQcQ/s200/DSC_0570.jpg" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 133px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470977366769034882" /><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Ibu dateng buat ngasih do’a spesial sekaligus makan nasi kuning bareng dan engga lupa pelukan dari Lufti tapi sambil manyun, <i>“I don’t have a birthday gift for you. But I will hug you all day.” </i>So sweet.</span></p><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga9nQ8QDut9dG61mcD2kVmpdr1qnheiaHZHbUSODhvTIQSYYwnxdRqegK85syBMArkeUi6iq4PNzvC82hYiod45_rAe_DbhF4l5JNFPd3CTtUYtU7il7NZrOSZQZJ9Yp47RqU4rA/s200/Photo+149.jpg" style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 192px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470977798721782530" /> <meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Temen-teman dan sodara-sodara yang Alhamdulillah makin tua kok malahan makin banyak, sibuk ngeramein twitter dan FB dan e-mail dan kue ulang taun dari <a href="http://twitter.com/mbakrena">BFF#2</a> dan Bolu Meranti Medan… Wwwwaaaa… Alhamdulillah. Makasih semua!!!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Do'a gue di tahun ini adalah semoga do'a suami, ibu, teteh, sahabat-sahabat dan teman-teman dikabulkan Allah dan kita semua selalu ada di dalam lindungan Allah. Amin.</span></p><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8"><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Oya... Mmm... Ada yang belom ngasih kado dan do’a? Masih ditunggu looooo…. :)</span></p> <!--EndFragment--> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- Start oggix.com ShoutBox -->
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</div>Neng Kekehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17643346649517135818noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17517976.post-32060130882029597522010-02-17T15:39:00.003+07:002010-02-17T15:49:12.357+07:00Latihan BB :)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiucB9m0zbAy664nVvIW-hQ3dap4o8CO7yD8zrkRBapx-QfVmPvIrcV4sAncwbs8_Vrr3BBgcDM_50l_YsY3N3qQWtdH7ELPIUh-OTGoNiHjNSOPSjDTF1JWFPCNZ3Qm_KiQASO4Q/s1600-h/MWP0045749_P.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 132px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiucB9m0zbAy664nVvIW-hQ3dap4o8CO7yD8zrkRBapx-QfVmPvIrcV4sAncwbs8_Vrr3BBgcDM_50l_YsY3N3qQWtdH7ELPIUh-OTGoNiHjNSOPSjDTF1JWFPCNZ3Qm_KiQASO4Q/s200/MWP0045749_P.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439131314393803794" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size:12px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; "><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Seorang temen siap-siap masuk ke ruangan senam, ikutan kelas Hip Hop katanya. Dari awal si guru dah wanti-wanti, kalo bisa jangan telat, soalnya bakal ganggu konsentrasi orang-orang lain. Itu diucapin di awal mulai Hip Hop-an sama pas selesai. Jadi semua orang pasti denger.<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Pada suatu malem (latihannya malem soalnya), jingkrak-jingkrak dah dimulai sekitar 10 menit, datenglah seorang perempuan cantik 28-an (maaf kalo ternyata masih awal 20-an, mukanya keliatan tuir siy). Dateng telat dan sibuk BB-an.<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Si pelatih, laki-laki beneran (kali), dah BT aja ngeliat cewe’ itu masuk telat, tapi dia berusaha tetep konsentrasi, tetep gerak, tetep seru.<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Si cewe malahan nyari penyakit. Bukannya ikutan gerak, eh ini malahan engga lepas dari BB-nya. Ujung-ujungnya ngeganggu orang lain karena beberapa kali dia hampir ketabrak. Orang-orang di sekitarnya dah ngasih tau bahwa jangan BB-an sambil latihan kalo engga mau kena labrak. Si cewe tetep engga peduli.<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><i style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">“Helloooo!!! You! Girl with green suit, could you please pay attention. Thank you!”</span></i><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "> Si pelatih negor tuh cewe dengan suara ngos-ngosan jutek dan mic kayak Britney Spears.<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Si cewe senyam senyum dan berusaha bergerak dengan BB di tangan. Awesome!<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Engga sampe 5 menit, itu cewe BB-an lagi. Sibuk beneran apa LLB (Look Like Busy), cuma dia dan Tuhan yang tau.<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Dan yang bikin gue membelalakan mata… Si pelatih ngelempar sepatunya ke arah kaki itu cewe dan ngusir dia dari kelasnya! Detik itu juga. <i style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">“Hey! You! Get out from my class now!”<o:p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "></o:p></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); "><span style="font-variant: normal !important; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">SPEKTAKULER! 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